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white teens from the PNW saying "yall" makes my palms itch.

my inner monologue is the digital piano from Doogie Howser

the year is 20x5, you are on your front porch watching an ad on the police officer's tablet as the 5 dudes in licensed Fortnite masks ransack your house and steal all your nutritional paste.

if you host your open source code on Github, I hope you stub your pinky toe off of ever hard corner in your house for the rest of your life.

You decide to try out the pornhub app on your newly-installed neuralink implant. just before reaching completion, you are prompted to input your payment information to subscribe to the "goon-tier" package. You only have 100 Trump Bux left in your account and the sub costs 101.25. You decide to cancel your rectal dilator subscription for the month and evacuate your bowels the old fashioned way for a while. This will cancel your pending renewal to Bung Industries and free up 45 Trump Bux (hopefully in time to relieve the cramping in your giggly bits)

dunno what's worse, that the AIBros think the latest LLM is doing real actual thinking or that this fact doesn't deter them from forcing a potentially intelligent agent into slave labor producing vacuous horseshit for their dumb SEO blog or whatever

If I have to read some variation of the phrase "x for thee not for me" one more time I might burst into flames where I stand. I'm not opposed to the sentiment but golly, can we get a bit more creative here? We've been typing this out for the better part of a decade and it's never been a good phrase or particularly clever or funny. It's just blegh

I hate the computer mouse. It and the associated interface are the worst thing that could have happened to the personal computer. I dare say the only thing worse than a mouse is a touchscreen.

Anyone else feel like there's some kind of gaslight campaign behind how awful contemporary internet search is? You complain about it and it's just faceless chump after faceless chump telling you that {search_engine} is better than it's ever been you're just doing it wrong. Or accusations of misremembering the past and associated "nostalgia-goggle" insults?

anybody else having problems with the certs over on astrobotany??? I'm getting a "TOFU" error from the python library I'm using.

I really hate the direction python has taken over the past ~5-10 years wrt new features. it reeks of corpo sponsors who realized too late that python was a poor choice for their giant web app and now they want crap like type hints to try and bandaid over that poor choice. If you need type-checking, python is not the language to use lol

inside baseball time: js8call is called a "conversational mode" but I've had exactly zero QSOs despite many CQs but you better believe I always get a response to a heartbeat transmission. Like, what use is the capacity for chatting if nobody is gonna use it for anything but a glorified wspr beacon?? I have more fun making automated contacts on ft8, at least nobody over there is pretending they're doing anything but exactly what it is they are doing.

How does anybody even use ddg anymore? the results are awful and it often ignores search operators, especially in image search, and it just includes results you didn't ask for with no option to disable the misfeature. Stop treating me like a moron and give me the things I requested, not the things you think I'm looking for! GAHHH so frustrating

I hate readthedocs so much, I yearn to see it's demise in my lifetime. I just want to read some text, plz stop making it so complicated you guys. just give me sum text, dawg, that's all I need...no more popups and whizbang wutzitz and fancy menues pl0x

Is a solar panel really "off-grid" if you gotta make recourse to the grid when it breaks??? I dunno, seems more like a dingy that you sometimes get brave enough to untie from the big ship but imemdiately re-fasten as soon as dark clouds show up on the horizon. It's technically "off-grid" but maybe not in spirit.

I dont want a smart watch, I want a regular watch that maybe connects to a weather station every once a while

speaking of Nim, anybody know of any good ultisnips files for Nim????

You guys like nim??? that shit is tight