🤦 Funny quotes

📆 2025-12-05 17:20

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Random quote is displayed from an array of about 50 funny quotes found online

Here's the source:

#!/bin/bash
# Insert more quotes into this array
quotes=("I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Why be moody when you can shake your booty?")
num_quotes=${#quotes[@]}
random_index=$((RANDOM % num_quotes))
echo "${quotes[$random_index]}