● 12.06.06

●● This is (was) a Joke, Right?

Posted in Humour at 3:28 am by Shane Coyle

I stumbled on this "Press Release" the other day while googling for "Novell" and "Microsoft", I don’t think it needs much explanation – ITS HUMOR, PEOPLE. Although, sometimes I wonder…

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Press Release – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

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Contact: Sarah Charf Microsoft Corporation (206) 882-xxxx

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REDMOND, Wash. — April 10, 1995 –

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In a joint press conference early this morning, the Chief Executives of Microsoft and Novell revealed that their companies had been working together to increase Microsoft’s dominance of the computer industry. In a secret partnership with Microsoft, Novell has been strategically acquiring Microsoft’s major competitors in the software industry and ruining them.

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