The Doink Manifesto

We are Doink. What is Doink? Doink is the culmination of the Rock N' Roll tradition. Doink is not

Punk, Post-Punk, <Blank>-Wave, Country-Rock, Thrash Metal, or any one thing on its 4th cycle of revival.

Doink doesn't read "Meet Me in the Bathroom" and pine for New York in 1999, which was pining for New York

in the 70s, which was pining for Berlin in the 20s. It is not Proto-, Post-, Neo-, or -Core. It simply is Doink.