🥠 cookie clicker fortunes

created  2022/05/29
modified 2023/07/12
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in cookie clicker, there is a heavenly upgrade called "- fortune cookies". once unlocked, they will make random - fortunes appear in the new ticker which, when clicked, unlock a special upgrade. - fortunes 1 through 18 are each related to a building, providing a 7% boost in production and a 7% reduction in price

i find some of these - fortune messages pretty interesting, my favorites are listed here:

The seeds of tomorrow already lie within the seeds of today.

— fortune #003 (farms)

True worth is not in what you find, but in what you make.

— fortune #005 (factories)

The value of money means nothing to a pocket.

— fortune #006 (banks)

Not all guides deserve worship.

— fortune #007 (temples)

Every mile travelled expands the mind by just as much.

— fortune #009 (shipments)

Don't get used to yourself. You're gonna have to change.

— fortune #010 (alchemy labs)

Do your future self a favor; they'll thank you for it.

— fortune #012 (time machines)

The world is made of what we put into it.

— fortune #013 (antimatter condensers)

Staring at a dazzling light can blind you back to darkness.

— fortune #014 (prisms)

Don't leave to blind chance what you could accomplish with deaf skill.

— fortune #015 (chancemakers)

It's good to see yourself in others. Remember to see yourself in yourself, too.

— fortune #016 (fractal engines)

If things aren't working out for you, rewrite the rules.

— fortune #017 (javascript consoles)

There's plenty of everyone, but only one of you.

— fortune #018 (idleverses)

The smartest way to think is not to think at all.

— fortune #019 (cortex bakers)

No matter how hard you try, you're never truly alone.

— fortune #020 (you)

True wealth is counted in gifts.

— fortune #100

Don't believe the superstitions; all cats are good luck.

— fortune #103