Official Ordination Pack from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Ordination package costs $49.00 USD. This includes:

Paper Certificate of Ordination
Black/Silver Resin Wallet Card
Two Vinyl Car Decals (FSM / Pirate Fish)

Free shipping is included anywhere in the world

Details

Certificate

The Certificates are printed on high quality parchment paper, and have an embossed black and silver foil seal. Dimensions are 8.5" x 11". The current design depicts a historical scene out of our scripture.

Current Design picture

close-up of artwork picture

These credentials are suitable for presiding over social ceremonies such as weddings and baptisms, performing last rites, casting out false prophets, performing exorcisms and so on. Your name will be added to the official registry of Ordained FSM Ministers.

Wallet ID Card

The Wallet ID Cards are silver resin fused to black PVC.

Front and back of wallet ID Cards

Decals

Also included are two White Vinyl Car Decals

Decals fresh picture

Decals on black picture

The decals are about 4" wide, die-cut white vinyl. They're weatherproof. I'll send you replacements if they get worn out and/or vandalized by a religious bigot.