Holy Scriptures

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The original scripture that started it all.

The Loose Canon 1st edition

The Loose Canon is an endeavor our scribes, prophets, captains, and preachers have faithfully worked on since the ancient days of the Church and soon copies of the psuedofinished work will be available to all Pastafarians to serve as a beacon of hope in these desperate times.