IRC: #techbytes @ Techrights IRC Network: Thursday, August 01, 2024
2 AM, August 1
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1tMRJFJw
02:00 -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1tMRJFJw )
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; "
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; Four cannibals apply for a job in at IBM
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; Well, says AK if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired.
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; Everything is going well for a while, and one day AK calls them into his office.
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; Youre working well and all, but were missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; The cannibals swear that they are innocent.
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; AK believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader.
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; You id--ts!, he screams. Who ate the cleaner?
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand.
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; You fool!, shouts the leader. "For weeks we've been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they'll actually miss !"
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; 1 hour ago by Anonymous
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; | 6 reactions (+5/-1)
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; Post ID: @jgw+1tMRJFJw
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; +1
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; Everyone here fell for the paid poster. This site is ad driven. When posts slow, so does advertising dollars. It was purposely made by paid posters with the do you agree? At the end so people would post and they could now say activity up and charge higher (or get) advertising
02:00 schestowitz[TR2]; "
6 AM, August 1
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19:56 schestowitz[TR2]; "Global disruption hits Microsoft's 365 and Azure services"
19:56 schestowitz[TR2]; x https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/microsoft-outage-issues-1.7279713?cmp=rss
19:56 schestowitz[TR2]; # m$ apologists work at the CBC now
19:56 -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-www.cbc.ca | Global disruption hits Microsoft's 365 and Azure services | CBC News
19:57 schestowitz[TR2]; "How Harriss Gen Z army could disband faster than it assembled"
19:57 schestowitz[TR2]; x https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4800785-kamala-harris-gen-z-voters/
19:57 schestowitz[TR2]; # promoting election interference by bytedance's tiktok
19:57 -TechBytesBot/#techbytes- ( status 403 @ https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4800785-kamala-harris-gen-z-voters/ )
19:58 schestowitz[TR2]; "Microsoft seizes domain used by Vietnamese group to sell fake accounts, services"
19:58 schestowitz[TR2]; x https://cyberscoop.com/microsoft-seizes-domain-used-by-vietnamese-group-to-sell-fake-accounts-services/
19:58 schestowitz[TR2]; # m$ as a police force?
19:58 -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-Microsoft seizes domain used by Vietnamese group to sell fake accounts, services | CyberScoop
9 PM, August 1
21:46 schestowitz[TR2]; <li>
21:46 schestowitz[TR2]; <h5><a href="https://blog.apnic.net/2024/07/30/apnic-appoints-jia-rong-low-as-director-general/">APNIC appoints Jia Rong Low as Director General</a></h5>
21:46 schestowitz[TR2]; <blockquote>
21:46 schestowitz[TR2]; <p>Many in the community will know Jia Rong from his time as Vice President and Managing Director of ICANNs Asia Pacific office. Jia Rong brings an exceptional blend of experience, leadership, and vision to this role, making him the ideal candidate to lead APNIC into the future. </p>
21:46 schestowitz[TR2]; </blockquote>
21:46 schestowitz[TR2]; </li>
21:46 -TechBytesBot/#techbytes-blog.apnic.net | APNIC appoints Jia Rong Low as Director General | APNIC Blog
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