Open and funny question: What are the things you should not do when you are drunk?

I'll give you an example: Internet + webcam + vodka is not a good combination.

6 months ago · 👍 bavarianbarbarian, userfxnet

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Do not do networking. I have friends who have ended up with eldritch abominations of networks as a result.

Programming, on the other hand, can be enhanced by alcohol (see Xkcd #323: gemini://gemi.dev/xkcd/archive/323.png), as I have found out by writing some brilliant Haskell after a liberal amount of Żubrówka Biała vodka—bearing in mind I don't actually understand Haskell. · 6 months ago

A joke: walking out to the store to BUY more drink. Walk BACK home with a FOUR LOKO IN HAND IN THE BAG, WOLFING it down. Otherwise, get ready for instant blackout and pink elephants. · 6 months ago

Swimming. Not a joke. Don’t be someone’s commemorative T-shirt. Not worth it. · 6 months ago

@tpt just say 'hey mercedes, parking' ;) · 6 months ago

Trying to park your car by using hands instead of feet on the pedals. :-D · 6 months ago

riding your bike 😀 · 6 months ago

riding a car · 6 months ago