254 walks into a bar with a long face.

Bartender: "Why the long face?"

254: "Just feeling a bit off."

3 years ago · 👍 smokey, bavarianbarbarian, johano

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@shway "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?", "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.", "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.", "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.", "Are you ready to hear the TCP joke?", "Yes, I am ready to hear the TCP joke." · 3 years ago

i'd tell you the joke about UDP, but you might not get it. · 3 years ago

there are 10 types of people that understand binary; those that do, and those that don't. · 3 years ago

But you can be sure that you have met the right girl/guy when he/she's laughing xD · 3 years ago

i had really never heard that before lol - probably not a good pick up joke but funny non-the-less:-) · 3 years ago