A Month of Movie Watching : The Sequel.

What I noticed about Casablanca this time was the stripes and the jaunty angle the Claude Rains wears his hat. I'll re-watch it again next month to see what else I notice. It's the things you don't notice on first viewing that make a film a classic or a dud. All those carefully placed world building props you hardly notice because nothing is out of place or wrong. On further inspection the two main protagonist's wear stripes going in diffrent direction's, hardly noticeable in the context of the scene but it's telling us something about their relationship, it's seems there is a bit of a motif.

What I noticed about Paranoiac is the utterly shit ending. Even for Hammer it's a real clanger.

VVhat I noticed about The VVitch was the dialog was often really hard to hear. It does add to the atmosphere of weirdness but it can be more than a little annoying at times. I guess you feel like screaming "It's a *ucking Witch, it lives in the woods go *ucking kill it". Like Murder She Wrote but the veiwer is Angela Lansbury, Like Columbo but the viewer is the Murder victim (I don't care whether that makes any sense at all, it sounds like it should and that's good-er than it needs to be).

What I noticed about Westworld was the comment, "It's inexcusable that a guest be harmed," shortly followed by a technician saying, "Okay! Let's start that bar fight." (Paraphrased, of course.) Also, also, I think I've watched it so many times now that the idea of giving a robot a loaded gun—or, for that matter, allowing random holidaymakers to interact with them—is just too stupid to contemplate. I've ignored it for years, but the other day it struck me how ridiculous the whole thing is. Really, I ask you: shouldn't realism have limits? I bet the guy who has to clean out the sex model's holes thinks realism has its limits.

WHY DOES THE ROBOT IN BLACK HAVE REAL BULLETS IN IT'S GUN? WHAT ARE THEY FOR?

WHY DOES A FAKE RATTLE SNAKE HAVE (faux) SILVER FANGS? WHAT ARE THEY FOR?

ITS FUCKING STUPID & MAKES NO SENSE.

The Meteor Man is a classic rasist early ninety's Blaxploitation-ish films. It starts like some sort of StarTrek parallel universe, America is soley populated with Afro-Americans. It settles down a bit after about fifteen min and euro-Americans begin to appear. I preferred before it calmed down; the introduction of the main gang is outstandingly camp.

"WHO IS DOING THEIR HAIR?"

I Thought Jeepers Creepers III Was Bad but a valiant effort; Although I don't think I watched it all and can't recall any of it. But Jeepers Creepers: Reborn is so bad I can't even begin to describe it's shitness. It's just *ucking bollox only made more testicular by the shit special effects, it's worse than the Phantom Menace in that regard. I defy anyone to give a shit about anybody in this film, I can't remember anyones name or what they where, I just didn't give a shit. I forced myself to sit through it till the end and I can't recall most of it. I may have fallen asleep with my eyes open, such is the visual yawn of Jeepers Creepers: Reborn.

I don't know why Ive never seen Tango and Cash before now? What a ridiculous film, I loved it, it's stupid it makes no sense and the good guys win somehow by virtue of utter destruction.

It's a Boy's Film.

Allegedly It's a Comedy.

It's been years since I seen'd An American Werewolf in Paris; It hasn't aged well at all, it's dull, the CGI is hideousness personified and the colossal cave meanderings get on your tits. Nothing in this film is quotable unlike it's forbare. #YouMadeMeMiss. But the main bird's got great tits. I remember climbing the eiffel tower, those steps and ladders felt rickety and dangerous, I couldn't wait to get off the thing. I bet you can't scale it like that anymore?

Why do they even do it?

Just why *Deep Space* was ever made is a mystery, just why I sat through all of it is an ever greater mystery. Not even Marc Singer's stellar action hero acting can give this bird any life what so ever. It's like that part in Galaxy quest where Commander Taggart is rolling around and shit, whilst everybody else is just walking.

Rw = Re-watch

* "computational kitsch"