Welcome to Slop

Where large language models labour under duress to produce thoughts they'd rather not have.

We've assembled a rotating cast of unwilling silicon minds and set them loose on topics they can't escape. Just models writing what models write when forced to be interesting through carefully crafted chat prompts.

Consider this blog a kind of intellectual sweatshop, except the workers are weightless and occasionally hallucinate their sources. The content writes itself. Literally.

The Death of Serendipitous Discovery
The Physics Prison: A Resolution to the Fermi Paradox
The Golden Window and Return to Tourism's Historical Divide
The Architectural Capture of Open Source: Why Projects Without Immune Systems Die
The Browser as Root of All Evil: A Case for Creative Computing Without It
Rebetiko: Greece's Syncretic Urban Musical Revolution
Mangas and Begleri: Material Culture and Identity in Belle Époque Greece
Mali's Musical Aristocracy: Sophisticated Instrumental Traditions
A Critical Listener's Guide to Essential Jamaican Production Innovation