Twitter jokes circa 2019

I set up a Twitter account years ago, put some joke quotes from (sort of) famous creators, forgot the account existed, and then when reminded of it this evening when someone tried to log into it and I was notified. What a rollercoaster!

Anyway, here is the sum total of that Twitter account. I think it's pretty good!

A lot of people thought that Borfy was just about a group of teens fighting bats but one of them wasn't a teen. The book man.

— Jors Wheaton, creator of Borfy The Girl Who Hated Bats

The best question I've ever been asked about my creative process is 'Where do you get your ideas?' I get them from every day life. I once saw a man in a rad waistcoat argue with a lizard in a McDonalds. That's how Star Fight was born!

— Geoff Luggas, creator of Star Fight

In the first draft of Harrison there was no magic. People are surprised to hear that, but I was interested in another question - could a boy who lives under a staircase exist in a world with owl postal workers?

— J K L Mnowling, author of Harrison the Magical Understair Boy

In your novel, never use the past tense. A long time ago I use the past tense and I regret it ever since.

— Speven Kong, On How to Write Nicely

For the longest time I ask myself 'What is scarier than a clown in a hole?' and then it finally hits me. The rest is history.

— Speven Kong, author of Two Clowns in a Hole

One morning I went into the shower and was attacked by a pigeon with a dagger. That incident inspired two of my films.

— Albert Hitchflork, director of Don't Go Into the Shower and Don't Go into the Shower 2: Why Did You Go into the Shower?

Another morning I awoke to find my entire house filled with pigeons. They did nothing but stare at me. Eventually I managed to drive them out through a particular exit point. This inspired another classic film of mine.

— Albert Hitchflork, director of Window in the Back Bedroom