move fast and break
1. the ice
2. the news
3. a leg
4. a window
5. a sweat
6. bread
7. fast
8. dance
9. it down
10. the cycle of violence
11. even
12. out in a rash
13. loose
14. free from nicotine
15. the Pharoah's curse
16. the bank
17. the mould
18. all the taboos
19. your fall
20. the Enigma cipher
21. new ground
22. the dawn
23. the world record
24. the silence
25. the sound barrier
26. the law of gravity
27. my bones (but words will never hurt me)
28. wind in a crowded elevator
29. your pinky promises
30. your mom's expensive china
31. the Covenant of Moses
32. my heart, my achy breaky heart
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The last time I was in a crowded elevator and someone broke wind, everyone started looking around at each other looking for the culprit. I think we were all secretly wondering if everyone else in the elevator thought it was us, and so nobody said anything. I like to imagine the flatulent menace was one of the people expressively conveying their disgust to disguise their truly devious act.
I'm definitely going to use some of these at work.