Richard M. Stallman: Creator of the GNU project, Free Software Foundation and the modern Free Software movement(+25 points). invented emacs (-10 points)

Eric S. Raymond: Wrote the Cathedral and The Bazaar (+25 points)...then spends the rest of his miserable life working for corporate goblins to appropriate the previous decade of work by Stallman and the FSF (-30 points)

RMS: Stands up for user freedoms(+10 points), has a fucking cool mascot (+15 points)

ESR: happily assisted big business in fucking users in exchange for being allowed to touch himself in the corner of the same room (-30 points) No cool mascot (-20 points)

RMS: made a regretable and naive remark about child sexual maturity and consent on a public mailing list (-10 points) that caused a regrettable and misguided public outcry, temporarily stepped down from his spot at the FSF in response (+5 points)

ESR: Thinks the womz are coming to steal your seed and falsely accuse you of rape as a Machiavellian ploy to exert power over men. Doubles down in response to being called a fucking moron, goes on to suggests that men at software conferences not speak to women to avoid this supposed plot. (in his defense, I don't think he's ever seen a real-life human woman outside of his own mother so maybe he's just confused) (-100 points)

RMS: Lives in a house, doesn't harass goats(+0 points)

ESR: lives under a bridge, constantly harasses goats (-5 points)

ESR: Is a bridge troll (-1 points)

RMS: Is not a bridge troll (+1 points)

RMS: 36 points

ESR: -161 points

I will not be fielding any questions at this time.