This asshole does this thing, that asshole does it another way...where there fuck is the consistency??? It's because the entire thing is a big fucking joke, built by drooling fuckwads who are too busy updating their dumb "smolweb" microblog or whatever the fuck urban yuppies do these days. Somebody hide the overpriced Trader Joe's dick lotion, then maybe the pudwhacking will stop long enough for one of these fuckfaces to do something that makes sense.

Like, why the fuck even bother with all the RFCs and assorted dickpulling if the basic conventions of how things are supposed to be done are either ignored or don't exist???? The whole thing has devolved inbto a smoothbrain LARP of the early 1990s.

The sparseness of the protocol means that the complexity debt gets pushed downstream in any project, and without some kind of conventions or consistency, that complexity debt is turning into a giant rotting asshole full of maggots.

You can eat my entire nutsack