FUCK MONEY GIVE ME THE DAMN APPLE

Please just give me the things, stop giving me intermediary bullshit. I will do the dumb shit you want, but please don't give me your silly paper or your pretend numbers stored on some mainframe in Timbuktu (or wherever the fuck). The value of an apple as a piece of food does not depreciate OR appreciate because of markets and inflation and tariffs and whatever the fuck. If I pay a dollar for it or 3 dollars or I steal it and pay nothing, the apple remains physically unchanged and it's utility is not altered. It contains xx Kcals and xx quantities of nutrients, that you place this arbitrary external value on these things is your problem.

Please fuck off with your dumb shit about "but muh blahblahblahblah".

Shut Up.

I know what the nominal utility of money is and I don't care. The real utility is in allowing people with all shit to withhold it from the people that need the shit.

Give me the fucking apple