Joining the jet set without a jet 🚄

Today I've been a fancy-pants international traveller. I went over the Simplon pass by bus, then from Visp to Dijon by double-decker train. Current speed through France: 311km/h (193mph)

International stereotypes: Italian bus driver drove too fast. Swiss train left Visp punctually. French train left Basel a few minutes late.

And if you're wondering why I didn't get a train through the Simplon tunnel, so am I, but for some reason this wasn't possible. The journey over the pass was very scenic.