Dad jokes II

Following my previous go at writing stupid jokes...

...I did some more.

My father was like a very angry balloon. One day he exploded and we never saw him again. That's why we called him pop.

I asked the builder why the back door to my new house was slightly higher than the front door. He said "Different keys."

You never see cause of death on a person's headstone, but it does tell you they were in a grave condition.

When chiefs die on remote atolls, how do people react? Maybe they bury their head in the sand.