Reasons I think I am a dog in human form:

- I love peanut butter

- I watch people eat their food, especially when I want a bite

- Tummy rubs and head pats are so cool

- I make questionable food choices

- Growling comes natural

- Balls and toys,,, wowzers

- I like to run and go fast

- I have to stop myself from eating all of the food in my pantry

- I love and respond to nicknames

- I need to be verbally validated, think "good job pal"

- I want to nap in the sun spots

- I bark at the doorbell or when someone knocks

- I have a look of obvious guilt when I’ve done something wrong

- I shake off water after a bath

- I love to play outside with my friends

- I know how to sit, stay, speak lie down, play dead

- Some dogs look at me like they know I’m a real dog

- Woof woof, arf arf

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